Versa S (for Sport)

[Eye of the Tiger]

Cheapest new car you can buy: bought. Crank windows. Deal with it. Too dark for pics. Fya.

[2o6]

You really did it.



Sedan or Hatch?


Is it so basic that it only has a speedometer?

[12,000 RPM]

Maybe that's what the S stands for

[Cookie Monster]

But is it a Manuel?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Maybe that's what the S stands for

Versa: Speedometer edition? Lol no. This is definitely the Sport edition. You can tell by the engine noise.

You really did it.



Sedan or Hatch?


Is it so basic that it only has a speedometer?

It has AC/CD/PS/PB/ABS/TCS/EFI/EFG, and stuff. There is a tach, and a trip meter. I think even a gas gauge.

[Eye of the Tiger]

But is it a Manuel?

Si. Hencho en Mexico.

[ifcar]

It's like an Accent but better, because you don't have to wait as long for the warranty to expire.

[Eye of the Tiger]

It's like an Accent but better, because you don't have to wait as long for the warranty to expire.

But I bought the extended warranty.

[2o6]

why no mirage

[Eye of the Tiger]

why no mirage

No dealers anywhere in the state with a manual transmission, and the prices are way too high (even with rebates).


Also, jk aboot the extended warranty. That was an extra $2000. LOL.

[CALL_911]

Damn I didn't know new cars were available w crank windoze

[Laconian]

S is for Scheiß

[Eye of the Tiger]

Damn I didn't know new cars were available w crank windoze

Only the Versa Sport does, because race car.

S is for Scheiß

[12,000 RPM]

My bro in law has a Versa Note. Actually a pretty nice car

[Eye of the Tiger]

My bro in law has a Versa Note. Actually a pretty nice car

Yeah, but you can't get crank windows in a Note.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Quick Review:

Electric sturring: small dead spot on center, cleary variable assist, but otherwise not bad.
Throttle response: artificial, clearly throttle by wire, but very easy to drive
Shifter: long and light, but precise enough. needs weighted knob.
Clutch: not much feel, but is better than nothing
Brakes: surprisingly firm with linear response
Front Seats: only 4-way adjustable, but wow, actually way comfy.
Back Seats: huge. is this a limo? but no folding.
Engine: makes mean growly noises. reasonable midrange power. have not yet taken it to the rev limiter. fuel economy should be insane.
Window cranks: very smooth and easy operation, but firm enough to be engaging. likely the best available on any new car.

[BimmerM3]

As long as it's a manual.

The CVTs are complete shit. I started upgrading a class on Hertz just to make sure I don't have to drive another CVT Versa.

They are magically huge inside. It doesn't make sense.

[Eye of the Tiger]

As long as it's a manual.

The CVTs are complete shit. I started upgrading a class on Hertz just to make sure I don't have to drive another CVT Versa.

They are magically huge inside. It doesn't make sense.

I would never!

[12,000 RPM]

Wow no folding back seat

Thats bold Nissan. With the seat down the back is big enough for full court basketball

[SJ_GTI]

Hah, nice. Definitely looking forward to pics. 

[ifcar]

Yeah, but you can't get crank windows in a Note.

You can. You have to if you want a manual transmission, in fact.

[r0tor]

Weld the front diff for extra tracktions

[Eye of the Tiger]

Weld the front diff for extra tracktions

It has traction control, u noob.

[Cookie Monster]

Where are the damn pics?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Where are the damn pics?

Do you have any idea how lazy I am?

[giant_mtb]

Do you have any idea how lazy I am?

[MX793]

Do you have any idea how lazy I am?

You probably should have gotten a car with power windows, then.

[Eye of the Tiger]

You probably should have gotten a car with power windows, then.

I just leave the AC on all the time.

[MX793]

I just leave the AC on all the time.

How will you collect your food at the drive-thru?  Surely a man of your advanced laziness cannot be bothered to park your vehicle and walk into Carl's Jr for a meal.

[Eye of the Tiger]

How will you collect your food at the drive-thru?  Surely a man of your advanced laziness cannot be bothered to park your vehicle and walk into Carl's Jr for a meal.

Dude, I got this. I just had Papa John's delivered to my house a few minutes ago.