Ford Expedition FunkMaster Flex Edition

[SVT666]

FunkMaster Flex Edition.  It's one thing to sell Shelby, Roush, Saleen, and Foose through Ford dealers, but FunkMaster Flex? 

http://www.leftlanenews.com/ford-expedition-funkmaster-flex.html

[the Teuton]

I will park this next to my Jay-Z blue GMC Yukon, thankyouverymuch.

[SaltyDog]

Who came up with that name?  I mean, the car is ugly and all, but atleast some people like that sort of thing.  But naming it FunkMaster Flex?  It sounds like a gimic exercise tape from the 80s.

[SVT666]

Who came up with that name?? I mean, the car is ugly and all, but atleast some people like that sort of thing.? But naming it FunkMaster Flex?? It sounds like a gimic exercise tape from the 80s.

Funkmaster Flex is a rapper.

[SaltyDog]

Funkmaster Flex is a rapper.

Oh

Can't say I've heard of him and I skimmed over the article.

[SVT666]

Oh

Can't say I've heard of him and I skimmed over the article.

I only know of him because of his TV show.

[the Teuton]

He stole the colors straight off the old Harley Davidson Edition Super Duty.

[SVT666]

He stole the colors straight off the old Harley Davidson Edition Super Duty.

Really?  Is red the new orange?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Really?? Is red the new orange?

Is that the new King Ranch Harley Davidson Foose XTL Eddie Bauer Edition Super Duper Duty? Wow!

[mazda6er]

Some y'all need to put down the haterade. Quit jackin a brotha's swagga. This dawg a true playa.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Some y'all need to put down the haterade. Quit jackin a brotha's swagga. This dawg a true playa.

Naww man we aint hatin on ya ride bro, just be sayin like yo, it's just capitalizin on us playas cuz dey be knowin be need deez Expeditions rolling on da 24's in da streetz, we be pimpin da hoes we's need all da space in da back seats. Fo sho!

[mazda6er]

Naww man we aint hatin on ya ride bro, just be sayin like yo, it's just capitalizin on us playas cuz dey be knowin be need deez Expeditions rolling on da 24's in da streetz, we be pimpin da hoes we's need all da space in da back seats. Fo sho!

Fo real fo real! Shit son! We be dropping like it hot, bitches love our money shots, know what I sayin?! Str-str-streeeeeezie!

[TheIntrepid]

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

Up front style. Ready to attack now.
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down.
Convicts got the whole thing packed down.
Step in the club. The wardrobe intact now.
I feel it. Go on and crack now.
Ooh, I see it. Don't let back now.
Im'a call her. Then I put the mack down.
Money? No problem. Pocket full of that now.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.
Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -
I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.
No time to waste. Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.
In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing!
Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'.
Boo an' Oh Marvelous an' them rollin'.
Women just hoin'.
Big booty rollin'.
Soon I be all in them an' throwin D.
Hittin' no less than 3.
Block will style like wee, wee.
Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately.

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.
And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

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[SVT666]

Is it just me or did none of that make any sense?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Is it just me or did none of that make any sense?

It's just you.

[Sir_CARzy]

How about Akon's other great hit, I wanna love you? I'm not sure we should even get into that one.....

I wanna fuck you, fuck you......... I won't go any further into the chorus.


Either way, this is a cool looking truck, the rims don't fit nicely with the rest of the car but its not like anybody's going to buy this and not DUB the hell out of it.

[sandertheshark]

...The hell?

[Sir_CARzy]

.....the wonderful words of our children's idols. This is the clean version, change all the "love"'s for the ef word.

I see you windin? and grindin? up on the floor
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Snoop Dogg]
Money in the air as mo? fell
Grab you by your coattail, take you to the motel, ho sale
Don?t tell, wont tell, baby say ?I don?t talk, Dogg unless you told on me? - oh well
Take a picture wit me, what the flick gon? do
Baby stick to me and I?ma stick on you
If you pick me then I?ma pick on you
d-o-double g and I?m here to put this d*** on you
I'm stuck on p**** and your?s is right
Rip ridin? the poles and them doors is tight
And I?ma get me a shot ?fo the end of the night
Cause p**** is p**** and baby you?re p**** for life

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin? and grindin? up on the floor
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Akon]
Shorty I can see you ain?t lonely
Handful of n***** and they all got cheese
See you lookin? at me now what its gon? be
Just another tease far as I can see
Tryna get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs
Throwin? bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub
And you know my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines
Girl I spend money like it don?t mean nothing and besides I got a thing for you.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin? and grindin? up on the floor,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know girl

[Snoop Dogg]
Mobbin' through the club and I?m low pressin?
I?m sittin? in the back in the smoker?s section (just smokin?)
Birds eye, I got a clear view
You can?t see me, but I can see you (baby I see you) -mm
It?s cool, we jet, the mood is set, your p* is wet
You?re rubbin? your back and touchin? your neck
Your body is movin', you humpin' and jumpin'
Your t****** is bouncin', you smilin' and grinnin' and lookin? at me

[Akon]
Girl and while your looking at me I?m ready to hit the caddy
Right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy
Baby you got a phatty, the type I like to marry
Wantin? to just give you everything and that?s kinda scary
Cause I'm loving the way you shake your ass
Bouncin', got me tippin' my glass
normally don?t get caught up too fast
But I got a thing for you

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin? and grindin? up on the floor,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin? and grindin? up on the floor,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna love you, you already know
I wanna love you, you already know

[SVT666]

It's official...30 is old, cause I odn't get it

[sandertheshark]

.....the wonderful words of our children's idols. This is the clean version, change all the "love"'s for the ef word.

I actually like that song. and I hate 99.9% of rap.

[Sir_CARzy]

The song is great, i LOVE it..... but the lyrics are a bit......... out-there........for some people.

[Sir_CARzy]

It's official...30 is old, cause I odn't get it

If 50 is the new 30, 30 must be the new 10. Maybe its just because you haven't quite hit puberty yet?

[SVT666]

If 50 is the new 30, 30 must be the new 10. Maybe its just because you haven't quite hit puberty yet?

Rap sucks.  There's no two ways around it.  It's terrible and helps breed hate and ignorance.

[TheIntrepid]

It's not rap.

[Onslaught]

Rap sucks.? There's no two ways around it.? It's terrible and helps breed hate and ignorance.

Same could be said about country music.

This SUV is horrible by the way.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Rap sucks.? There's no two ways around it.? It's terrible and helps breed hate and ignorance.

That statement is a bit ironic, don't you think??

[SVT666]

It's not rap.

What is it then?

[SVT666]

That statement is a bit ironic, don't you think??

Nope.  I don't see any irony in that statement at all.

[SVT666]

Same could be said about country music.

Really?  How?  I've never heard hateful, racist, violent, or sexist lyrics in country music.

[omicron]

Can't wait for the Taurus Dolly Parton Tits and All Them Bad Lyrics edition.