Mayo vs Miracle Whip

[TBR]

My tastes are largely the result of what I ate when I was growing up. My parents only bought nonfat milk, so to me, 1% and 2% milk just taste too creamy. They bought Adams peanut butter instead of Jif, so I eat that now (although the stirring is still a pain in the ass.) And they bought Miracle Whip instead of mayo.

Mayonnaise doesn't add any taste to a sandwich, just sort of a bland wet taste, but Miracle Whip adds a nice zip that makes the sandwich contents taste fresher.

I agree with you on the milk, I can't stand whole milk.

Oh, hate to break it to you guys, but check out a bottle of mayo, the second ingredient is corn syrup.

Also, I eat almost exclusively at chains, but that is all we have (besides a very good tex-mex restuarant (my favorite place to eat), a chinese restaurant (I don't eat Chinese food though), and an Italian place that will likely be shut down soon thanks to a new Olive Garden (Joe's is supposed to be good, I've never been though)).

[Lebowski]

Oh, hate to break it to you guys, but check out a bottle of mayo, the second ingredient is corn syrup.

I hate to break it to you, but you're wrong.

1) Mayo comes in jars, not bottles

2) The second ingredient in the mayo in my fridge is pasteurized eggs.  The first is soy oil.  Corn syrup isn't on the ingredients list.

[r0tor]

So five pages in, it appears that mayonnaise is in fact the winner, provided that the Super Delegates don't throw the election results in some smoke-filled back room.  

i'm talking to the super delegates and they are taking bribes from the miracle whip lobby

[TBR]

Oh crap, I feel like an idiot. That was actually Miracle Whip (I don't use either).

I hate to break it to you, but you're wrong.

1) Mayo comes in jars, not bottles

2) The second ingredient in the mayo in my fridge is pasteurized eggs.  The first is soy oil.  Corn syrup isn't on the ingredients list.

[akuma_supreme]

Oh, hate to break it to you guys, but check out a bottle of mayo, the second ingredient is corn syrup.

Ingredients of "Fresh & Easy" brand Mayo (by no means a fancy brand:

Soybean oil, water, cider vinegar, whole eggs, egg yolks.  Contains less than 2% of: salt, spice, lemon juice concentrate, natural flavors.

I think you may be mistaking mayonnaise with Miracle Whip.  That godless abomination does include high-fructose corn syrup, aka Satan's Own sugar substitute.   

[r0tor]

the superdelegates vote Miracle Whip 

[akuma_supreme]

the superdelegates vote Miracle Whip 

The high-fructose corn syrup lobby must have bought them off.