Zombie Apocalypse

Started by SVT666, October 16, 2013, 04:50:30 PM

SVT666

Pick your vehicle and pick your weapons for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

SVT666

Toyota Prius V since gasoline will be very scarce and there are lots of Priuses to use for spare parts.  My arsenal would include two 9mm handguns, a .270 hunting rifle, and a couple hunting knives.

Eye of the Tiger

79 Chevy truck. Green. With a rebuilt small block and a 4bbl. 4wd this time, and a 4 spd auto to make it easier to shoot n drive. Whatever guns I can find, probably several 9mm pistols and some AR15 piece of junk.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Rupert

Defender 110 with some kind of carb'd military 6-cylinder diesel transplant, a vege oil/anything-that-is-liquid-and-burns conversion, and non-computerized auto transmission. Machete, katana, some axes, 12 ga pump, .410 semi-auto, .22 semi-auto with 60+ rnd mag, 30-06 with a really long scope, .45 revolver, 9 mm semi-auto, RPG launcher, and a lot of ammo.
Novarolla-Miata-Trooper-Jeep-Volvo-Trooper-Ranger-MGB-Explorer-944-Fiat-Alfa-XTerra

13 cars, 60 cylinders, 52 manual forward gears and 9 automatic, 2 FWD, 42 doors, 1988 average year of manufacture, 3 convertibles, 22 average mpg, and no wheel covers.
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Northlands








No way in hell I'm sticking around to fight zombies. I'm leaving and obliterating them from orbit.



- " It's like a petting zoo, but for computers." -  my wife's take on the Apple Store.
2013 Hyundai Accent GLS / 2015 Hyundai Sonata GLS

NomisR

For some reason, I like this one


Soup DeVille

Noobs.

M35A2.

Millions of them around, last forever and will run on anything from crankcase oil to vodka. Cheaper than all the options mentioned so far as well.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

NomisR

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 17, 2013, 01:32:10 PM
Noobs.

M35A2.

Millions of them around, last forever and will run on anything from crankcase oil to vodka. Cheaper than all the options mentioned so far as well.

Yeah but does it float on water?  I can escape zombies by going on the water and live off of fish..   And the M35A2 seems like it's too big where a Zombie can hide in your cab and attack you. 

Northlands

Quote from: NomisR on October 17, 2013, 01:36:04 PM
Yeah but does it float on water?  I can escape zombies by going on the water and live off of fish..   And the M35A2 seems like it's too big where a Zombie can hide in your cab and attack you. 

You could always just get a boat?



- " It's like a petting zoo, but for computers." -  my wife's take on the Apple Store.
2013 Hyundai Accent GLS / 2015 Hyundai Sonata GLS

Soup DeVille

Quote from: NomisR on October 17, 2013, 01:36:04 PM
Yeah but does it float on water?  I can escape zombies by going on the water and live off of fish..   And the M35A2 seems like it's too big where a Zombie can hide in your cab and attack you. 

It'll ford something like six feet, which is good enough most of the time.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Northlands on October 17, 2013, 01:54:52 PM
You could always just get a boat?

For the price of that monstrosity, you could get a dozen.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Soup DeVille

And if you really need something that floats, there are a couple dozen Soviet BMP-1s in the country.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

MexicoCityM3

Founder, BMW Car Club de México
http://bmwclub.org.mx
'05 M3 E46 6SPD Mystic Blue
'08 M5 E60 SMG  Space Grey
'11 1M E82 6SPD Sapphire Black
'16 GT4 (1/3rd Share lol)
'18 M3 CS
'16 X5 5.0i (Wife)
'14 MINI Cooper Countryman S Automatic (For Sale)

Northlands

Sooo... no one's picking the Hyundai Veloster that they are advertising during Walking Dead?  :rolleyes:



- " It's like a petting zoo, but for computers." -  my wife's take on the Apple Store.
2013 Hyundai Accent GLS / 2015 Hyundai Sonata GLS

NomisR

Quote from: Northlands on October 17, 2013, 01:54:52 PM
You could always just get a boat?

But then you can't drive a boat on land.. this is like the best of both worlds... almost..

NomisR

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 17, 2013, 02:05:32 PM
And if you really need something that floats, there are a couple dozen Soviet BMP-1s in the country.

What's the MPG on those?

Eye of the Tiger

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Northlands on October 17, 2013, 01:54:52 PM
You could always just get a boat?

I would take an oil tanker like the Smokers from Waterworld.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Soup DeVille

Quote from: NomisR on October 17, 2013, 02:42:01 PM
What's the MPG on those?
not good, but again they'll burn basically anything.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

NomisR

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on October 17, 2013, 02:48:38 PM
You mean GPM

:lol:  yeah, exactly.. M35A2 makes more sense than BMP1 since at least you can probably run it off of zombie remains after you kill them

Eye of the Tiger

2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on October 17, 2013, 02:52:13 PM
Turbine?

High compression multifuel engine. The Russians would never use turbines for armor.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 17, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
High compression multifuel engine. The Russians would never use turbines for armor.

Multifuel engines are amazing. I would go with an M35A2 even without zombies. I just want one. I also want a waste oil furnace.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

Soup DeVille

Quote from: Eye of the Tiger on October 17, 2013, 02:56:08 PM
Multifuel engines are amazing. I would go with an M35A2 even without zombies. I just want one. I also want a waste oil furnace.

It'd be the handiest thing to have for working your new land...
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

Eye of the Tiger

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 17, 2013, 03:01:21 PM
It'd be the handiest thing to have for working your new land...

Too bad I am stuck with an Accent... But it will get a lift, HD tyres, and a utility trailer.
2008 TUNDRA (Truck Ultra-wideband Never-say-die Daddy Rottweiler Awesome)

NomisR

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 17, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
High compression multifuel engine. The Russians would never use turbines for armor.

So you can chop up zombies and use them as fuel?

Soup DeVille

Quote from: NomisR on October 17, 2013, 03:30:57 PM
So you can chop up zombies and use them as fuel?

Do zombies ferment on their own? If they do, you could likely boil and then distill them and get something flammable enough.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

NomisR

Quote from: Soup DeVille on October 17, 2013, 03:34:54 PM
Do zombies ferment on their own? If they do, you could likely boil and then distill them and get something flammable enough.

I ended up finding this

http://www.centives.net/S/2012/how-long-would-food-fuel-and-ammo-last-in-the-zombie-apocalypse/

So if you can ferment zombies, would help with the whole ammo issue and gas since you can just run them over and use them to make fuel. 

Soup DeVille

Quote from: NomisR on October 17, 2013, 03:37:00 PM
I ended up finding this

http://www.centives.net/S/2012/how-long-would-food-fuel-and-ammo-last-in-the-zombie-apocalypse/

So if you can ferment zombies, would help with the whole ammo issue and gas since you can just run them over and use them to make fuel. 

Wow. It's nuts how much work people put into this.

Like I said though, they will run on crankcase oil, and here's going to be about a gallon of it in every derelict car on the side of the road, and ten gallons or so in every big rig.
Maybe we need to start off small. I mean, they don't let you fuck the glumpers at Glumpees without a level 4 FuckPass, do they?

1975 Honda CB750, 1986 Rebel Rascal (sailing dinghy), 2015 Mini Cooper, 2020 Winnebago 31H (E450), 2021 Toyota 4Runner, 2022 Lincoln Aviator

MX793

I'm thinking diesel pickup truck, maybe an M-ATV.

Weapons?  I'm thinking a Kel-Tec KSG shotgun, an M4 or M16 rifle, a 9mm semi-auto handgun, a .357Mag revolver, .22LR semi-auto rifle, a 9mm semi-auto carbine, and a katana.
Needs more Jiggawatts

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