Element

[AutobahnSHO]

Oh yeah... the worthless waste of flesh that hit me is now claiming it wasn't her fault. The police report clearly says it was her fault. I just hate people.

Let the insurance company deal with it. Her company is paying for crappy rental, right?

[Eye of the Tiger]

Let the insurance company deal with it. Her company is paying for crappy rental, right?

They were dicking me around last week. They started by assigning a body shop and reserving a rental car. While I was waiting at the body shop for Enterprise to Pick Me Up, they retracted everything until they could investigate. So I was stuck at the body shop unless I paid for the rental. So I paid for it.
But today they finally decided the fucking cuntbag that hit me was, in fact, a stupid cuntbag. So I will get a refund for the rental, and Element will get fixed.

[Soup DeVille]

She probably has a stupid cumtbag rider on her policy.

[Eye of the Tiger]

She probably has a stupid cumtbag rider on her policy.

I think I should get one, too.

[280Z Turbo]

She probably has a stupid cumtbag rider on her policy.

Did you mean to say cumbag or cuntbag? Either way is fine by me, but I'm curious.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Did you mean to say cumbag or cuntbag? Either way is fine by me, but I'm curious.

Either one is suitable for that cuntbucket.

[Soup DeVille]

Did you mean to say cumbag or cuntbag? Either way is fine by me, but I'm curious.

It's the gender neutral version of cuntbag.

[Rupert]

Pronoun is zi, insult is cumtbag.

[Payman]

You need these for Element

[Eye of the Tiger]

What the fuck is that I don't even how do you what are those?

[Payman]

What the fuck is that I don't even how do you what are those?

Cunt deflectors.

[BimmerM3]

What the fuck is that I don't even how do you what are those?

It's so you can tear gashes in your opponent's car when you're racing through the LA river.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Finally got Element back from the body shop.  Two weeks with a Dodge Journey is three weeks two long. I missed my Element.

[SVT_Power]

picz

[Eye of the Tiger]

picz

Bro, it looks the same as before the collision.
The best part is that it looks nothing like a Dodge Jurrney.

[Morris Minor]

I always thought the Element got close to filling the city small van niche that minivans never quite did until the Ford Transit went on sale in the US. 

[Eye of the Tiger]

I always thought the Element got close to filling the city small van niche that minivans never quite did until the Ford Transit went on sale in the US.

The first Transit Connect wasn't quite up to Element levels of sophistication. It was clearly a generation behind. The second gen Tranny Conn seems much nicer, though I haven't driven one.

[AutobahnSHO]

I always thought the Element got close to filling the city small van niche that minivans never quite did until the Ford Transit went on sale in the US. 

yes

[Eye of the Tiger]

Did a bit of Element work today.
-Replaced entire VTEC solenoid assy.
-Replaced spark plugs
-Replaced serp. belt
-Replaced oil & filter
-Painted rusty window hardware that was leaving rainbow stains on the windows

[BimmerM3]

Did a bit of Element work today.
-Replaced entire VTEC solenoid assy.
-Replaced spark plugs
-Replaced serp. belt
-Replaced oil & filter
-Painted rusty window hardware that was leaving rainbow stains on the windows

Element seems like it was a good decision for you.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Element seems like it was a good decision for you.

It is obscenely utilitarian. I need a Miata to tip it off.

[280Z Turbo]

What's going to happen to the Mitsubishi junkyard?

[Eye of the Tiger]

What's going to happen to the Mitsubishi junkyard?

Even trade for Miata?

[Laconian]

Did you upgrade to MUGEN VTEC solenoids? They're lighter weight so they engage faster bro

[Eye of the Tiger]

Did you upgrade to MUGEN VTEC solenoids? They're lighter weight so they engage faster bro

Yeah, no. I couldn't afford the MUGEN one. The regular Honda one will have to do. I did, however, downgrade to Denso Platinum TT spark plugs.

[Eye of the Tiger]

Not surprisingly, Element runs 2056% better with a new VTAK box and spark plugs that don't have 170K miles on them.

[AutobahnSHO]

Not surprisingly, Element runs 2056% better with a new VTAK box and spark plugs that don't have 170K miles on them.

dyno or 'shins

[Eye of the Tiger]

dyno or 'shins

[AutobahnSHO]

where's the "before" 2056% increase?

[Eye of the Tiger]

where's the "before" 2056% increase?

dog ate it