Jeep Cherokee Facelift

[r0tor]

Where I come from that could be construed as an anti-gay slur: puddle-jumpers = gentlemen who are good with colors, style conscious, know what's in their flowerbeds, avoid walking through puddles, etc.

Hmm did not know this.

What would Lebowski recommend for such an individual - Mercedes G-Wagon?

[AutobahnSHO]

-continued Lebowski Guidelines-

Single dude with a small cock -> Vette
Single dude trying to score a MILF -> M3
Post Baby daddy I hate my life -> CRV
Find a mistress -> Mercedes GT-R
Pre-nup negotiations -> used Civic
Marriage -> Suburban
Divorce -> used Altima
Single -> 911

Now you're just being rude.

[Lebowski]

He can afford it, he was just covering his spread. Lol @ a finance guy not knowing about arbitrage

Rotor is smarter than both the banks and the insurance cos.

[MrH]

-continued Lebowski Guidelines-

Single dude with a small cock -> Vette
Single dude trying to score a MILF -> M3
Post Baby daddy I hate my life -> CRV
Find a mistress -> Mercedes GT-R
Pre-nup negotiations -> used Civic
Marriage -> Suburban
Divorce -> used Altima
Single -> 911

Where is the "Try to impress your kids and hope they think you're cool stage"?

[Lebowski]

Ohhh... Did you go beach crawling at Daytona following a convertible Mustang GT?

I once made it too AND from a grocery store with my wimpy unibody SUV.  I was sweating the 3 gallons of milk though - damn things are heavy!  Good thing I have a tow package.

When you are passed on the beach by a paid-off FWD CRV driven by a multi millionaire female, do you yell "you're poor!" at her out the window while simultaneously cross shopping gap insurance quotes?

[Lebowski]

-continued Lebowski Guidelines-

Single dude with a small cock -> Vette
Single dude trying to score a MILF -> M3
Post Baby daddy I hate my life -> CRV
Find a mistress -> Mercedes GT-R
Pre-nup negotiations -> used Civic
Marriage -> Suburban
Divorce -> used Altima
Single -> 911

Common denominator:  Mrs Rotor would take all of their sperm over yours.

[CaminoRacer]

I drove a FWD Minivan in the OBX one time. No problems. So Rugged.

[r0tor]

Common denominator:  Mrs Rotor would take all of their sperm over yours.

Have no doubts about it, I'm more then confident with the size of my wankle

[r0tor]

Where is the "Try to impress your kids and hope they think you're cool stage"?

That gets in the way of the prenup negotiations...  Which of course is about money which of course is the most important thing in the world.  Let's all just breathe a sigh of relief for Lebowskis's family that the Trump tax cuts will finally allow him to get married.

[Lebowski]

Have no doubts about it, I'm more then confident with the size of my

Given she married you it doesn't appear your wang is the problem, it's what you have to offer genetically that she'd rather take her chances from a pool of randoms.

[Soup DeVille]

Dude, this is getting way more personal (and hilarious) than I would have ever expected.

[FoMoJo]

Now you're just being rude.

Just Now?  Have you been reading all the posts?

[r0tor]

I drove a FWD Minivan in the OBX one time. No problems. So Rugged.

Just as an FYI, on any beach down there that could get you a fairly significant fine.

[CaminoRacer]

Have no doubts about it, I'm more then confident with the size of my wankle

Pics.

[RomanChariot]

Dude, this is getting way more personal (and hilarious) than I would have ever expected.

I'm starting to think they may be siblings.

[r0tor]

Given she married you it doesn't appear your wang is the problem, it's what you have to offer genetically that she'd rather take her chances from a pool of randoms.

Wankel dude... Look it up... W-A-N-K-E-L

The size of my wankel. 

Yeesh, if your really fixated on my junk though I can give you the name of a sweet woman thst lives really close to you who can describe it for you...

[CaminoRacer]

Just as an FYI, on any beach down there that could get you a fairly significant fine.

Not when I was there. There were a decent amount of people driving on the beach up near the wildlife refuge

[r0tor]

Pics.

I'll show you mine, now show me yours

[r0tor]

Not when I was there. There were a decent amount of people driving on the beach up near the wildlife refuge

...You need a permit now... and they do vehicle inspections

[Lebowski]

W-A-N-K-E-L

You realize that's not what you typed in earlier post correct?

[AutobahnSHO]

...You need a permit now... and they do vehicle inspections

BOGUS.

When I was there 2011 it was open up on the north end to anybody. Of course there was a towtruck sitting there waiting for n00bs to get stuck.

[r0tor]

BOGUS.

When I was there 2011 it was open up on the north end to anybody. Of course there was a towtruck sitting there waiting for n00bs to get stuck.

Well yea, Corolla you don't need a permit as it's not part of Hatteras National Seashore.  But up there it's clearly marked "4WD Only" and your ass will get fined for getting a fwd minivan stuck

[r0tor]

You realize that's not what you typed in earlier post correct?

Please forgive my auto-correct oh high and mighty God

[Lebowski]

Seems we're getting multiple conflicting reports.  Highly suspicious.

[shp4man]

LOL. This shit is hilarious. 

[Lebowski]

Please forgive my auto-correct oh high and mighty God

Just saying if you're going to be a condescending twat and write it out in A-L-L C-A-P-S like it was obvious what you meant to say ... maybe look at the original post to check what you actually wrote.  I can understand it must be hard to think clearly when you're this angry but come on.

[Soup DeVille]

TIL the difference between a wankle and a wankel.

[r0tor]

Just saying if you're going to be a condescending twat and write it out in A-L-L C-A-P-S like it was obvious what you meant to say ... maybe look at the original post to check what you actually wrote.  I can understand it must be hard to think clearly when you're this angry but come on.

So your saying that you know what I meant, but are just trying to be a dick?

You don't need to try...

[Lebowski]

So your saying that you know what I meant, but are just trying to be a dick?

You don't need to try...

No, I did not know what you meant, I went by context. If you're going to misspell shit don't be a condescending twat when people can't guess at what your misspelled words were getting at.

[r0tor]

No, I did not know what you meant, I went by context. If you're going to misspell shit don't be a condescending twat when people can't guess at what your misspelled words were getting at.

Maybe you should improve your car knowledge a bit - could lead to better purchasing decisions