...places other than your face? I don't. I mean, I did, but the chaffing sucked. I do trim regularly, and I'm thinking about getting one of those newfangled back razors. It's the one area I'm self-conscious about. I look like a 'rangatang at the beach. :mask:
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no!
I'm not sure this is appropriate conversation. :mask:
Quote from: the Teuton on January 13, 2009, 01:26:15 PM
I'm not sure this is appropriate conversation. :mask:
We did it before. And it became a C&D classic!
Quote from: Payman on January 13, 2009, 01:28:21 PM
We did it before. And it became a C&D classic!
I'll probably go more in-depth as the conversation allows, but I'm not a hairy person, but the darker-skinned people in the family are (of which I am one). That being said, I have one thick patch about 4 inches wide on my back -- nowhere else back there in particular -- that looks pretty wicked.
I just shaved it off the other night. When I wear a backpack, it does itch. So I was justified.
I trim downstairs every once in awhile, just in case I get some random ass--no one should be subjected to that forest in all its glory.
Anything else--not really, although I do rip out hairs I see marching up my arms and shoulders. So far I'm pretty smooth out back, but if my dad is any indication, that won't last forever. :mask:
When I get back to the US I plan on getting electrolysis done on my back and some on my chest. I want to head to some beaches without being self conscious, and I want to look good for my girl.
I trim downstairs
Nope. Though my wife does yank out the odd stray hair in my eyebrows.
Quote from: HotRodPilot on January 13, 2009, 02:14:16 PM
When I get back to the US I plan on getting electrolysis done on my back and some on my chest. I want to head to some beaches without being self conscious, and I want to look good for my girl.
I trim downstairs
Real men have hairy chests...and stomachs...and backs. :mask:
........... I try to keep the forest down in some areas.
Nope!
I tried once, but once growth comes back, it's really uncomfortable.. so I stopped.
High and tight baby. For the ladies.
But I shave the chest every few weeks too. I'm not a hairy guy what so ever, but I have a tiny batch of blonde chest hair, and it just looks ridiculous there by itself.
Haha, bunch of pansies...
I have the misfortune of being hairy and having a really skinny body, it looks ridiculous. I try to keep my chest shaved and my armpits trimmed. If I were taller/bigger I probably wouldn't bother.
I trim most of my body hair. I'm pretty hairy, and for some reason I just don't like body hair. I also think it's cleaner.
I keep a certain area trimmed for cleanliness and comfort, but I can't shave it... too much irritation.
When I raced XC bikes I shaved my legs.
lol awesome discussion.
I only shave my face.
I try to keep my chest trimmed.
Remember, don't shave your ass hair... (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html)
I knew that link was coming!
Quote from: Psilos on January 13, 2009, 09:53:13 PM
I knew that link was coming!
:lol: It's a rite of passage for the new generation!
I did not get that memo...
:lol:
Quote from: HEMI666 on January 13, 2009, 02:15:36 PM
Real men have hairy chests...and stomachs...and backs. :mask:
A quote from
You Only Live Twice: "Bird seldom make nest in bare tree".
Quote from: Laconian on January 13, 2009, 09:52:04 PM
I try to keep my chest trimmed.
Remember, don't shave your ass hair... (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html)
lol that was a great read.
Tried once. Never again. Only trim.
Quote from: 93JC on January 14, 2009, 10:25:16 AM
Tried once. Never again. Only trim.
That whole "grows back thicker" thing is a myth, if that's how you got burned.
Stubble down there doesn't feel good.
so why make it stubble in the first place?!
Tried shaving cream down there once. One thing that should never, ever touch your scrotum, is shaving cream. :confused:
Quote from: J86 on January 14, 2009, 12:27:54 PM
so why make it stubble in the first place?!
Err....I was talking to Laconian. He was wondering why 93JC only trims instead of shaving.
Because stubble down thAr is not cool dammit! Not cool!
damn... i just participated in some deforestation a few minutes ago too :mask:
You were a participant? I hope that was your girlfriend in there participating with you...
:lol:
My ex-wife surprised me one evening by shaving....then, shaved me. Damn best night ever. Woman had fingers of magic. I still keep things trimmed.
Too bad Phantom isn't here. He could relate how he not only shaved "down there" but his ass also. That was a classic C&D thread.
This thread is awesome...:)
Quote from: JWC on January 14, 2009, 07:08:38 PM
My ex-wife surprised me one evening by shaving....then, shaved me. Damn best night ever. Woman had fingers of magic. I still keep things trimmed.
Too bad Phantom isn't here. He could relate how he not only shaved "down there" but his ass also. That was a classic C&D thread.
I had something like this happen to me years ago with a young girl that was into all kinds of fun stuff. After that I found that girls seem to go down more if you keep the forest burned down below.
I use Nair for Men on my fat hairy ass.
me being a pretty hairless asian, I don't have any chest or back hair :lol:
Quote from: Lebowski on January 15, 2009, 05:45:01 AM
I use Nair for Men on my fat hairy ass.
Good lord man... keep that stuff away from the nads. :mask:
I put Man Nair in my former roommate's shampoo. I still have the bottle, about half-full, and I've never touched it since.
It was worth it.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 15, 2009, 11:08:47 AM
I put Man Nair in my former roommate's shampoo. I still have the bottle, about half-full, and I've never touched it since.
It was worth it.
How did he retaliate, and what did he do to deserve that?
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 11:52:58 AM
How did he retaliate, and what did he do to deserve that?
He messed with my Facebook every-so-subtly before I changed my password.
And what did he do to deserve it? He had absolutely no regard for me as a roommate and treated me like shit, as well as a bunch of other details.
Meh. Lots of us had shitty roomates. I don't think many of us resorted to physical violence.
You're lucky he didn't punch you in the face. And if he was smaller than you, you're lucky he hit you with a baseball bat in your sleep.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 12:01:24 PM
Meh. Lots of us had shitty roomates. I don't think many of us resorted to physical violence.
You're lucky he didn't punch you in the face. And if he was smaller than you, you're lucky he hit you with a baseball bat in your sleep.
I remember the story. This guy was a complete douchebag. Hair grows back, and maybe it smartened him up a bit.
Read the back of a Nair bottle. You're not supposed to rub that stuff into your skin or put it in places it wasn't meant for without risking injury. The guy could have ended up with chemical burns all over his scalp.
I believe Teuton when he says he was a douchebag, but so what? There are a lot of douchebags in this world, and you can't change that. You can control your own behavior.
I have about 3-4 hairs on the tops of my feet and, over time, grow to the length that they start getting tangled up in my socks and and become really irritating. So every month or so I shave them. I also shave my armpits because it keeps me from sweating as much.
Interestingly, I don't shave my face. I use a beard trimmer on its lowest setting.
If I wear socks to bed, the hair on my feet matts down and becomes really really itchy. But it's almost worth the discomfort because the relief of scratching them is like a little foot orgasm.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 01:41:34 PM
If I wear socks to bed, the hair on my feet matts down and becomes really really itchy. But it's almost worth the discomfort because the relief of scratching them is like a little foot orgasm.
LOL, I know exactly what you're talking about. Same with scratching hairy calves.
Quote from: Laconian on January 15, 2009, 01:47:16 PM
LOL, I know exactly what you're talking about. Same with scratching hairy calves.
Hell yeah! I rarely wear high socks, so I don't get to experience that pleasure very often.
The best is when you get done with a day of skiing, take your boots off, and just rip the the skin of your bones.
Why would you wear socks to bed?!
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 02:10:13 PM
Why would you wear socks to bed?!
He's a lumberjack who lives in a log cabin in the woods of Washington state. It gets cold.
That's what comforters were invented for!
Quote from: Raza on January 15, 2009, 01:36:20 PM
I have about 3-4 hairs on the tops of my feet and,
I've got friggin' bushes on my feet. :lol:
I think I've got more hair on top of my big toes than you have on your feet. :lol: :lol: :praise:
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 02:10:13 PM
Why would you wear socks to bed?!
Sometimes in the winter I wear socks, sweatpants, and a t-shirt to bed instead of bundling up with extra blankets (I like sleeping with only a comforter). I'm pretty tall, so it's not uncommon for my feet to poke out the bottom by the time morning rolls around.
Quote from: 93JC on January 15, 2009, 02:25:33 PM
I think I've got more hair on top of my big toes than you have on your feet. :lol: :lol: :praise:
I'm pretty sure I've got more on my index toe. Maybe even the middle toe.
The hairs on my other toes thin out quite a bit. They'll get to a point with maybe half a dozen hairs on them, then the hairs naturally fall out and they're bare for a few months until in grows back. :huh:
They never get very long either, maybe a quarter-inch at most. Whereas the ones on my big toes are around an inch.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 12:52:55 PM
Read the back of a Nair bottle. You're not supposed to rub that stuff into your skin or put it in places it wasn't meant for without risking injury. The guy could have ended up with chemical burns all over his scalp.
I believe Teuton when he says he was a douchebag, but so what? There are a lot of douchebags in this world, and you can't change that. You can control your own behavior.
Yeah, but it beats stabbing him.
:lol:
Man, combining this thread with the how tall are you thread, you would this this forum is running around with a bunch of Big Foot (Feet).. all tall hairy beasts.. damn.
Quote from: NomisR on January 15, 2009, 03:41:28 PM
Man, combining this thread with the how tall are you thread, you would this this forum is running around with a bunch of Big Foot (Feet).. all tall hairy beasts.. damn.
I'm short and hairless. :huh:
Quote from: NomisR on January 15, 2009, 03:41:28 PM
Man, combining this thread with the how tall are you thread, you would this this forum is running around with a bunch of Big Foot (Feet).. all tall hairy beasts.. damn.
And who all tend to watch girly television.
Quote from: NomisR on January 15, 2009, 03:41:28 PM
Man, combining this thread with the how tall are you thread, you would this this forum is running around with a bunch of Big Foot (Feet).. all tall hairy beasts.. damn.
i'm tall and fairly hairless
Quote from: NomisR on January 15, 2009, 03:41:28 PM
Man, combining this thread with the how tall are you thread, you would this this forum is running around with a bunch of Big Foot (Feet).. all tall hairy beasts.. damn.
That would be me. But I keep the hair down.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 12:01:24 PM
Meh. Lots of us had shitty roomates. I don't think many of us resorted to physical violence.
You're lucky he didn't punch you in the face. And if he was smaller than you, you're lucky he hit you with a baseball bat in your sleep.
I did this on the day I moved out of the dorm January 12 of last year. He wouldn't have had a chance.
Quote from: Payman on January 15, 2009, 12:27:40 PM
I remember the story. This guy was a complete douchebag. Hair grows back, and maybe it smartened him up a bit.
You're right. I haven't spoken with him since. I only speak with one of my former roommates from last year, the cool one.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 12:52:55 PM
Read the back of a Nair bottle. You're not supposed to rub that stuff into your skin or put it in places it wasn't meant for without risking injury. The guy could have ended up with chemical burns all over his scalp.
I believe Teuton when he says he was a douchebag, but so what? There are a lot of douchebags in this world, and you can't change that. You can control your own behavior.
I'm not saying it was right. I am saying he deserved it.
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I occasionally shave my tows and assorted areas. Interestingly, I have the same kinds of pesky hairs right around my nipples, so they go, too.
I agree with Tave. Nair in the shampoo is just immature. If someone did that to me, and I found out, I'd punch their face in for sure.
And yes, I shave my feet along with my chest. I do it mostly for a purpose though. When I tape up me feet or ankles, if a hair pokes out from around the pre-wrap, and the tape gets a hold of it, it's one of the most painful things ever to rip it out. So I just shave them. Then if I run out of pre-wrap, I can still tape them up just fine.
And I also buzz the arm pit hair. If that shit gets long, I go through deodorant so fast, and still sweat more. I don't think the deodorant gets to the skin if the hair is too long.
Quote from: MrH on January 15, 2009, 05:44:07 PM
I agree with Tave. Nair in the shampoo is just immature. If someone did that to me, and I found out, I'd punch their face in for sure.
Does anyone else find this incongruous?
*Raises hand and waves it quickly*
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 05:45:35 PM
Does anyone else find this incongruous?
No. It takes something like balls to stand in front of someone and punch them. It takes no courage whatsoever to booby trap their shampoo.
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 15, 2009, 05:51:49 PM
No. It takes something like balls to stand in front of someone and punch them. It takes no courage whatsoever to booby trap their shampoo.
In regards to the maturity thing...I've had some dumb drunk oaf threaten me at the bar before, and I always just go OK go ahead and hit me. I'm not gonna hit you back, but you're gonna get tossed the fuck out and maybe worse. If someone does something obnoxious, the right way to settle isn't by beating them...
Also, there's a world of difference between starting something physical, and ending it. I would never punch someone in the face for just being an ass. But would if someone put chemicals in my shampoo that could harm me, I'd make sure they wouldn't think about trying to pull that kind of shit again.
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 05:54:05 PM
In regards to the maturity thing...I've had some dumb drunk oaf threaten me at the bar before, and I always just go OK go ahead and hit me. I'm not gonna hit you back, but you're gonna get tossed the fuck out and maybe worse. If someone does something obnoxious, the right way to settle isn't by beating them...
Its more right than nairing their shampoo.
I wasn't going to start anything of a violent nature. It's not my style.
Immature, yes. Necessary, yes.
I don't disagree with anything about it being immature. It was. I was thinking violating his bed space, too, but I didn't. For what I got, I'd say he got off pretty easy.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 15, 2009, 06:02:03 PM
I wasn't going to start anything of a violent nature. It's not my style.
Immature, yes. Necessary, yes.
I don't disagree with anything about it being immature. It was. I was thinking violating his bed space, too, but I didn't. For what I got, I'd say he got off pretty easy.
It was not necessary.
Assholes will always be assholes. You can't "teach them a lesson" because if they cared, they wouldn't be assholes in the first place. The Nair in the shampoo thing probably just made him an even bigger asshole.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 15, 2009, 06:02:03 PM
I wasn't going to start anything of a violent nature. It's not my style.
Dumping harmful chemicals into the kid's shampoo isn't violent?
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 06:16:49 PM
Dumping harmful chemicals into the kid's shampoo isn't violent?
Would you rather I'd have defecated on his bed or something?
Quote from: NACar on January 15, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
I'm short and hairless. :huh:
Are you also 12 years old?
:lol:
Quote from: MrH on January 15, 2009, 05:44:07 PM
I agree with Tave. Nair in the shampoo is just immature. If someone did that to me, and I found out, I'd punch their face in for sure.
And yes, I shave my feet along with my chest. I do it mostly for a purpose though. When I tape up me feet or ankles, if a hair pokes out from around the pre-wrap, and the tape gets a hold of it, it's one of the most painful things ever to rip it out. So I just shave them. Then if I run out of pre-wrap, I can still tape them up just fine.
And I also buzz the arm pit hair. If that shit gets long, I go through deodorant so fast, and still sweat more. I don't think the deodorant gets to the skin if the hair is too long.
I have to trim armpit hair. It gets uncomfortable when it's long. I don't mess with my feet anymore. I guess I've just gotten lazy.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 15, 2009, 06:24:08 PM
Would you rather I'd have defecated on his bed or something?
Wat
Look dude, I think you simply didn't realize what you were doing. How do you think Nair works? It doesn't just magically make the hair disappear. It physically breaks apart the hair folicles. If you leave it on for too long, or rub it in, it does the same thing to your skin. You can have a bad reaction to it even if you use it correctly. You're only supposed to apply it to your arms or legs or you risk hurting yourself. It says right on the bottle that you shouldn't combine it with soap.
For fuck's sake man, the kid could have gotten it in his eyes! Would you still be laughing about this from jail if you blinded him?
Yes, actually.
Come on, he's fine. I've seen him a few times. I haven't seen him without a hat on since, but I assume he has a full head of hair.
And yes, I read the instructions before I bought it. I intentionally bought the strongest bottle I could find.
I can't say I have any regrets about it except that I didn't put more in his shampoo.
It wasn't a mature move, but the game had long since move past a point of maturity on either of our ends.
Like I said, it's water under the bridge...
I must say, I'm very curious what he did to you.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:33:29 PM
I must say, I'm very curious what he did to you.
I saw that before the edit.
http://www.carspin.net/forums/index.php?topic=15006.msg946218#msg946218
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:33:29 PM
I must say, I'm very curious what he did to you.
Nothing physically, but he took advantage of my good graces as a roommate. I guess that's why I am such a dick about this roommate stuff now...
...A little of it had to do with his obnoxious girlfriend and their invasion of space, but most of it was just dickish moves that never let me get any sort of space in the room and managing to make me into a bad guy when I had been the one that had given up convenience to accommodate he and his woman.
Without writing a novel on it, I was treated like shit.
Quote from: Raza link=topic=17194.msg970773#msg970773 date=1232073510
I saw that before the edit.
:lol:
I'm supposedly a grown up now.
I have never mentioned all of it, but it was a pretty bad experience, all things considered. There's a lot to it that I didn't mention, as well.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 15, 2009, 07:38:51 PM
Nothing physically, but he took advantage of my good graces as a roommate. I guess that's why I am such a dick about this roommate stuff now...
...A little of it had to do with his obnoxious girlfriend and their invasion of space, but most of it was just dickish moves that never let me get any sort of space in the room and managing to make me into a bad guy when I had been the one that had given up convenience to accommodate he and his woman.
Without writing a novel on it, I was treated like shit.
Oh boo-hoo. My roomate was a nightmare too. You know what I did?
I made friends and crashed on their couch. I simply removed myself from the situation.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:39:33 PM
:lol:
I'm supposedly a grown up now.
Yeah, law school apps to fill out and all!
Quote from: Raza link=topic=17194.msg970787#msg970787 date=1232074097
Yeah, law school apps to fill out and all!
Err....actually, you have to tell them about that stuff: it's called a Character and Fitness report. And I had a lot of explaining to do besides that. :lol:
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:51:24 PM
Err....actually, you have to tell them about that stuff: it's called a Character and Fitness report. And I had a lot of explaining to do besides that. :lol:
Well, you're not getting any practice at being a liar that way now, are you?
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:51:24 PM
Err....actually, you have to tell them about that stuff: it's called a Character and Fitness report. And I had a lot of explaining to do besides that. :lol:
Yeah, that's definitely the worst part of the whole fucking thing! Fortunately, my record is pretty tame...I did have fun ordering copies of the court records though and reading the incident report from the police officer. "Defendant did have in his possession 16 Bud Light beers..." :lol:
Quote from: Raza link=topic=17194.msg970793#msg970793 date=1232074364
Well, you're not getting any practice at being a liar that way now, are you?
One school even made me tell them about all my speeding tickets. :wtf:
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
One school even made me tell them about all my speeding tickets. :wtf:
That's insane.
which school was that?!
Boston area schools are great...they only care about criminal convictions!
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 07:59:42 PM
Boston area schools are great...they only care about criminal convictions!
You mean like a felony?
Quote from: J86 on January 15, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
which school was that?!
University of Minnesota. They required that you tell them about everything except parking tickets.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 08:00:49 PM
You mean like a felony?
misdemeanors or felonies. Some even spell out that they DON'T want to hear if you've been convicted of drunkeness, simple assault, or disturbance of the peace :lol:
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 08:02:54 PM
University of Minnesota. They required that you tell them about everything except parking tickets.
Jeesus! Good salt of the earth midwestern folk huh :lol:
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:51:24 PM
Err....actually, you have to tell them about that stuff: it's called a Character and Fitness report. And I had a lot of explaining to do besides that. :lol:
Not a very lawyerly move of you.
Quote from: Tave on January 15, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
One school even made me tell them about all my speeding tickets. :wtf:
Lie.
Quote from: 93JC on January 15, 2009, 02:25:33 PM
I've got friggin' bushes on my feet. :lol:
I think I've got more hair on top of my big toes than you have on your feet. :lol: :lol: :praise:
Hobbit.
Yeah, me too.
Some of you guys are really hairy.
It's the way to be. I stay warm longer. :lol:
I just had a foot orgasm.
TMI, man.
Was is messy?
I fear I have stumbled across some kind of male bonding thread, and I am about to be brutally slapped by a wet towel.
Quote from: omicron on January 16, 2009, 06:32:47 AM
I fear I have stumbled across some kind of male bonding thread, and I am about to be brutally slapped by a wet towel.
Watch out for Teuton. He puts nails in his towel.
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 07:43:46 AM
Watch out for Teuton. He puts nails in his towel.
Nailed by Mr. Teuton, eh?
(http://www.keenandgraev.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/riker-facepalm.jpg)
Quote from: Laconian on January 16, 2009, 12:17:20 AM
I just had a foot orgasm.
Does it have anything to do with the thick matting of hair that you have on your feet?
Reading this, it seems that some of you guys are borderline gorillas with all the hair you have. :evildude:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 06:55:22 PM
Does it have anything to do with the thick matting of hair that you have on your feet?
Reading this, it seems that some of you guys are borderline gorillas with all the hair you have. :evildude:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 15, 2009, 09:22:31 PM
Some of you guys are really hairy.
Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 12:16:10 AM
It's the way to be. I stay warm longer. :lol:
0_o
:lol:
Exsqueeze me?
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 06:59:58 PM
Exsqueeze me?
This thread is already creepy enough. Lets not try to initiate physical contact ever again, OK?
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 16, 2009, 07:00:40 PM
This thread is already creepy enough. Lets not try to initiate physical contact ever again, OK?
It's not creepy yet, as I have not divulged where and what I shave.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
It's not creepy yet, as I have not divulged where and what I shave.
You're about the only one.
and I'm not squeezing you.
Ever.
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 16, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
You're about the only one.
and I'm not squeezing you.
Ever.
I have mentioned that I shave:
-My feet occasionally, and my nipples with those annoying black hairs around them.
Besides that, I haven't really mentioned anything else.
If you don't want to squeeze me, that's cool.
Where? What do you mean, where?
And I hear you about those damned nipple hairs. Three god-damned inches long!
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
Where? What do you mean, where?
He may or may not shave his nipples in the meat department of Wal-mart.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 07:11:27 PM
I have mentioned that I shave:
-My feet occasionally, and my nipples with those annoying black hairs around them.
Besides that, I haven't really mentioned anything else.
If you don't want to squeeze me, that's cool.
You shave your feet? Dude, I've never heard of that.
Jesus Christ, I still can't believe anyone would let a razor blade near their nipples let alone their balls.
Which reminds me: I trimmed my pubes last night. Though you'd all like to know.
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 07:21:58 PM
Jesus Christ, I still can't believe anyone would let a razor blade near their nipples let alone their balls.
Which reminds me: I trimmed my pubes last night. Though you'd all like to know.
I suggest all the guys who are shaving their balls should try using Nair on them. Then report back on how it goes. :evildude:
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
Where? What do you mean, where?
And I hear you about those damned nipple hairs. Three god-damned inches long!
I just rip those out. I don't really have any other chest hair, so they're too weird to keep.
And I tried trimming my armpit hair last night, in honor of this thread. I was skeptical at first, but it does seem to be significantly less sweaty today. :lol:
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on January 16, 2009, 07:30:00 PM
I just rip those out. I don't really have any other chest hair, so they're too weird to keep.
And I tried trimming my armpit hair last night, in honor of this thread. I was skeptical at first, but it does seem to be significantly less sweaty today. :lol:
You can't possibly be sweating in this weather. And it's probably downright tropical here next to what you're experiencing in Michigan.
I don't think underarm hair causes more sweating; it just causes the moisture (and the odor that goes with it) to be retained.
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 07:21:58 PM
Jesus Christ, I still can't believe anyone would let a razor blade near their nipples let alone their balls.
Which reminds me: I trimmed my pubes last night. Though you'd all like to know.
Neither region is particularly dangerous if you don't try to speed shave them.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 07:32:14 PM
You can't possibly be sweating in this weather. And it's probably downright tropical here next to what you're experiencing in Michigan.
I don't think underarm hair causes more sweating; it just causes the moisture (and the odor that goes with it) to be retained.
My armpits sweat regardless of outdoor temperature. Possibly even worse than summer because I'm always wearing a winter coat this time of year.
I'm not a sweaty bastard who stains his shirt, but I do get sweaty armpits.
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on January 16, 2009, 07:38:54 PM
My armpits sweat regardless of outdoor temperature. Possibly even worse than summer because I'm always wearing a winter coat this time of year.
I'm not a sweaty bastard who stains his shirt, but I do get sweaty armpits.
Do you exercise a lot?
Look, Dazzle, not everyone is Mr. World Fitness like you.
I sweat like a fucking pig to the point of absurdity. Heck, I'm even in mildly decent shape, too.
Some people just sweat a lot.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 07:44:36 PM
Look, Dazzle, not everyone is Mr. World Fitness like you.
I sweat like a fucking pig to the point of absurdity. Heck, I'm even in mildly decent shape, too.
Some people just sweat a lot.
:lol:
MrH is Mr. World Fitness. I'm nowhere near close. I tend to sweat a fair amount in hot weather, but not in weather like this.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 07:45:45 PM
:lol:
MrH is Mr. World Fitness. I'm nowhere near close. I tend to sweat a fair amount in hot weather, but not in weather like this.
People sometimes envied me back in high school because given four layers of sweat clothes and two hours of time, I could sweat out ten pounds or so.
It made cutting weight a little easier.
I was sweating walking from the garage to my apt, and it was 1?F. I was also cold, because I was only wearing a light jacket. But I was still sweating.
Don't get the wrong idea, I am not a sweaty person. Even when it's hot out, I think I sweat less than most people.
However, I still need to use antiperspirant in the winter.
I went to shovel my grandma's back patio the other day and forgot to bring our good shovel. She wasn't even home, so I couldn't get into her garage. I went out back, and there was a relic from the first World War. The handle was half rotted, the blade had rusted to almost nothing, and the snow stuck to it. So there I was, working my ass off with this snow shovel built for a 12 year old midget, huffing and puffing in the freezing cold.
I sweated my balls off. Then when I got done all the sweat on my head immediately froze into huge chunks of ice. I sped back home and luckily reached the shower before I caught pneumonia.
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 07:52:13 PM
I went to shovel my grandma's back patio the other day and forgot to bring our good shovel. She wasn't even home, so I couldn't get into her garage. I went out back, and there was a relic from the first World War. The handle was half rotted, the blade had rusted to almost nothing, and the snow stuck to it. So there I was, working my ass off with this snow shovel built for a 12 year old midget, huffing and puffing in the freezing cold.
I sweated my balls off. Then when I got done all the sweat on my head immediately froze into huge chunks of ice. I sped back home and luckily reached the shower before I caught pneumonia.
Did the sweat melt your balls, or did they simply fall off into the snow?
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 07:47:36 PM
People sometimes envied me back in high school because given four layers of sweat clothes and two hours of time, I could sweat out ten pounds or so.
It made cutting weight a little easier.
I see people at the gym all the time dressed in sweat clothes as they exercise. I wear shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, and still sweat a lot.
Weight loss through loss of water weight is an illusion anyway, since you put it right back on when you rehydrate. For real weight loss, you need to lose fat. Sweating a lot doesn't help with that.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 07:59:07 PM
Did the sweat melt your balls, or did they simply fall off into the snow?
My balls stewed in a warm pool of sweat because I just so happened to be wearing pants. But I forgot my hat. :cry:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:00:43 PM
I see people at the gym all the time dressed in sweat clothes as they exercise. I wear shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, and still sweat a lot.
Weight loss through loss of water weight is an illusion anyway, since you put it right back on when you rehydrate. For real weight loss, you need to lose fat. Sweating a lot doesn't help with that.
No, and it messes up your metabolism if you do it too much with yo-yoing.
:rolleyes:
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 08:01:18 PM
My balls stewed in a warm pool of sweat because I just so happened to be wearing pants. But I forgot my hat. :cry:
Hat? You needed a toque!
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 08:01:18 PM
My balls stewed in a warm pool of sweat because I just so happened to be wearing pants. But I forgot my hat. :cry:
Hopefully, they reattached once they cooled down. Good thing the pants kept them from dropping to the ground.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:02:36 PM
No, and it messes up your metabolism if you do it too much with yo-yoing.
:rolleyes:
My secretary was telling me how her husband was getting all bundled up to do indoor exercising. He's a fat mess and really needs to lose weight. I explained to her that losing water weight does nothing. She said I was right, but I doubt it made a difference.
I have lost 5 pounds since coming back to school. It's all about intake control. Seriously.
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 08:03:27 PM
Hat? You needed a toque!
You must mean a beanie, eh, Canuck?
:lol:
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:07:16 PM
I have lost 5 pounds since coming back to school. It's all about intake control. Seriously.
Therein lies the problem for a lot of people. I also have a problem with intake control. It's a constant struggle to maintain the right weight, one that I'm mostly winning, but still not something that comes easily.
How I do it: I limit my weekly grocery budget and I stick to it.
Weight is less of a concern than fitness.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:15:06 PM
How I do it: I limit my weekly grocery budget and I stick to it.
BUT YOU CAN HAS A DUBBLE CHEEZEBURGER FOR ONLY A DOLLAR AT MACDONALD :mask:
Quote from: NACar on January 16, 2009, 08:15:57 PM
BUT YOU CAN HAS A DUBBLE CHEEZEBURGER FOR ONLY A DOLLAR AT MACDONALD :mask:
No you can't.
The double cheeseburger is 1.19 now.
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on January 16, 2009, 08:17:07 PM
No you can't.
The double cheeseburger is 1.19 now.
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Quote from: NACar on January 16, 2009, 08:18:17 PM
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They now have the McDouble on the dollar menu which gives you two beef patties, but only one piece of cheese.
I love eating.
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on January 16, 2009, 08:19:08 PM
They now have the McDouble on the dollar menu which gives you two beef patties, but only one piece of cheese.
OWNLY WUN CHEEZ!!?!?!?!!??!! :lockedup:
Seriously, I went from 202 (thanks mom) to 195 in two weeks because:
a) I limit my budget and I stick to it
b) I no longer eat after 9
c) I exercise, and at the moment, it isn't a whole lot.
That's how you lose weight in a nutshell.
Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 08:15:23 PM
Weight is less of a concern than fitness.
I agree, but fat isn't fit.
Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 08:07:28 PM
You must mean a beanie, eh, Canuck?
:lol:
No, I mean a toque you yankee fruit.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:22:31 PM
Seriously, I went from 202 (thanks mom) to 195 in two weeks because:
a) I limit my budget and I stick to it
b) I no longer eat after 9
c) I exercise, and at the moment, it isn't a whole lot.
That's how you lose weight in a nutshell.
Isn't it really that you went from 402 to 395? :evildude:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
I agree, but fat isn't fit.
Obese isn't fit, but some fat is fit on lots of people.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:23:57 PM
Isn't it really that you went from 402 to 395? :evildude:
It's easier to get fat when you don't have to worry about college budgetary constraints.
My mom puts money into my account especially to make sure I buy health foods instead of shit. So maybe I'm not the one to talk.
Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 08:26:04 PM
Obese isn't fit, but some fat is fit on lots of people.
A little bit. Not a lot.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:31:25 PM
A little bit. Not a lot.
Having enough flab to jiggle when you walk is probably not good.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:29:31 PM
It's easier to get fat when you don't have to worry about college budgetary constraints.
My mom puts money into my account especially to make sure I buy health foods instead of shit. So maybe I'm not the one to talk.
Actually, Ya I see what ur sayin... it's easier to eat healthy when you have money. Healthy foods are too expensive, so I have to made do with the over processed shit foods.
I make cheap bean soup, buy whole grain bread in bulk and freeze it, and bananas are cheap for fresh fruit.
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 08:03:27 PM
Hat? You needed a toque!
Nice avatar! Some of my friends call me Cameron because they say I look like him. :lol:
But I'd buy more if I could spend more than, ahem, $30 a week.
So I buy the best foods I can for the money. I have more to spend, but I choose not to because I am very conservation-minded.
Quote from: NACar on January 16, 2009, 08:35:31 PM
Actually, Ya I see what ur sayin... it's easier to eat healthy when you have money. Healthy foods are too expensive, so I have to made do with the over processed shit foods.
I make cheap bean soup, buy whole grain bread in bulk and freeze it, and bananas are cheap for fresh fruit.
Didn't you just contradict yourself within the same post?
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:37:33 PM
But I'd buy more if I could spend more than, ahem, $30 a week.
So I buy the best foods I can for the money. I have more to spend, but I choose not to because I am very conservation-minded.
I'm blowing a lot of money per week on food, and I need to figure out why.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:45:19 PM
Didn't you just contradict yourself within the same post?
Yes. A bit. :lol:
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 08:36:54 PM
Nice avatar! Some of my friends call me Cameron because they say I look like him. :lol:
I just decided to change it on a whim, and my first thought was Ferris, but that's just too predictable. So I picked Cameron instead. :praise:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:31:25 PM
A little bit. Not a lot.
A lot is rather subjective. I've known some moderately fat people who are pretty fit. They can keep up with me when walking fast, without breathing any harder than I. I guess a better word is healthy, as fit implies a certain amount of athleticism. You don't have to be athletic to be healthy. Obviously, you should be breathing hard after a few blocks, either. My point is that a state of health is different for everyone, and some fat is healthy for a lot of people.
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 08:46:22 PM
I just decided to change it on a whim, and my first thought was Ferris, but that's just too predictable. So I picked Cameron instead. :praise:
Good call. :ohyeah:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:46:10 PM
I'm blowing a lot of money per week on food, and I need to figure out why.
Food is a significant part of my spending. I don't like to bring a lunch (gets me out of the damned office building), and I love good beer and cheese.
Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 08:52:59 PM
Food is a significant part of my spending. I don't like to bring a lunch (gets me out of the damned office building), and I love good beer and cheese.
I don't like to bring lunch either. I need to get outside for some fresh air, and to get away from all the people who are bothering me all day.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 08:46:10 PM
I'm blowing a lot of money per week on food, and I need to figure out why.
You should be eating better than me, but if you're spending more than double what I am, do question it.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 09:05:13 PM
I don't like to bring lunch either. I need to get outside for some fresh air, and to get away from all the people who are bothering me all day.
Replace people with ArcGIS, and that's how I feel. I don't like offices.
Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
Replace people with ArcGIS, and that's how I feel. I don't like offices.
We were talking about shaving our privates. How did we get here?
Good damn question, but I think I'm OK with it. :lol:
Oh and FWIW, I refuse to trim or shave my pubes. It may look cleaner and neater, but the prickly edges of the trimmed hair are too painful to endure.
I thought the same until I trimmed it. It's awesome. It makes your wang look bigger, and the womenfolk are more inclined to give you a BJ.
Just do it. Trust me. You'll thank me when you're brushing away bitches trying to slobber all over your tallywacker.
Quote from: 93JC on January 16, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
I thought the same until I trimmed it. It's awesome. It makes your wang look bigger, and the womenfolk are more inclined to give you a BJ.
Just do it. Trust me. You'll thank me when you're brushing away bitches trying to slobber all over your tallywacker.
I've tried it. It itches like a SOB. It's not worth it unless you're a flasher.
You just need to trim less. It doesn't itch if you leave some length to it.
Or do what I do and (pay a woman tie you down and) burn them.
:lol:
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 09:40:41 PM
You just need to trim less. It doesn't itch if you leave some length to it.
It doesn't matter.
When you cut hair, the edges are going to be sharp no matter what.
Sean already has loads of women slobbering over his tallywacker....:). Great word, BTW.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 16, 2009, 09:46:55 PM
Sean already has loads of women slobbering over his tallywacker....:). Great word, BTW.
I'm not going to correct you.
This thread got weird...
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Or do what I do and (pay a woman tie you down and) burn them.
:lol:
How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?
Nevermind, NOW it just got weird ^
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 09:50:55 PM
How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?
Make it dissolving Alka Seltzer, and it's free.
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 09:50:55 PM
How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?
$8.60 an hour, not including the Pepto Bismol cost.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 09:09:29 PM
You should be eating better than me, but if you're spending more than double what I am, do question it.
More than $60 per week on food? That's not very much at all.
Quote from: Tave on January 16, 2009, 09:50:55 PM
How much would she charge to shave my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of Pepto Bismol with a sailor hat and let me clip her toenails?
More than you can afford, until you finish law school, anyway.
Quote from: Psilos on January 16, 2009, 09:52:55 PM
More than $60 per week on food? That's not very much at all.
I have a friend who was spending about $100/week during the summer. He's also a tank and works out like no one's business.
No one needs that much usually.
I got a shaver a year or so ago called the Philips Bodygroom, it's great for completely shaving hair that should not exist (shoulders!) and trimming hairs that should be shorter (nips!)
Quote from: the Teuton on January 17, 2009, 11:43:29 AM
I have a friend who was spending about $100/week during the summer. He's also a tank and works out like no one's business.
No one needs that much usually.
You're thinking from the perspective of a college kid. Once you get out and start working, $100/wk for food is nothing. Even lunch at a sammich shop by my office can run $10, that's $50/wk just for weekday lunches. I'm sure it is more in a place like NYC.
Btw, what exactly about all this schlorn scrotum talk made you guys think of eating? Sick bastards.
I have a philips bodygroom and I think it's an underpowered piece
Of shit.
Quote from: Lebowski on January 17, 2009, 01:50:39 PM
I have a philips bodygroom and I think it's an underpowered piece
Of shit.
Maybe you should consider upgrading to sheep shears!
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:15:06 PM
How I do it: I limit my weekly grocery budget and I stick to it.
It's amazing what having no money for food does for your intake control, isn't it? I've got some lean weeks coming up here. The past few months, my bank account has paid out more than what went in. :banghead:
Quote from: the Teuton on January 17, 2009, 11:43:29 AM
I have a friend who was spending about $100/week during the summer. He's also a tank and works out like no one's business.
No one needs that much usually.
Haha, dude, $100 a week is still nothing. Just eating lunch out is $50/week. Then there's a weekly or twice-weekly dinner out, at $20-30 each time. Dang, groceries themselves are about $100/week.
Of course, if you can do it on $30/week, then more power to ya. :ohyeah:
Quote from: the Teuton on January 16, 2009, 08:07:16 PM
I have lost 5 pounds since coming back to school. It's all about intake control. Seriously.
I disagree with that to some degree. Intake control helps to a point. Exercise enough and get your metabolism through the roof, and you can just chow down and stay lean. I pound tons of food. Intake control helps to a point when you're trying to lose weight, but if you limit it too much, you metabolism slows down to compensate, and then you have an even tougher battle to fight.
I don't really like eating. I like certain foods, but most of the time I eat food that I don't like and preparing it takes time that I don't have.
I love to eat good food. One of my favorite things, in fact.
Quote from: MrH on January 17, 2009, 02:46:34 PM
Exercise enough and get your metabolism through the roof, and you can just chow down and stay lean. I pound tons of food.
You can get away with that until about your early twenties. I suspect you will change your tune as you get older.
Quote from: Psilos on January 17, 2009, 02:33:04 PM
Haha, dude, $100 a week is still nothing. Just eating lunch out is $50/week. Then there's a weekly or twice-weekly dinner out, at $20-30 each time. Dang, groceries themselves are about $100/week.
Of course, if you can do it on $30/week, then more power to ya. :ohyeah:
I think eating out every day like that is wasteful spending. Just my opinion.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 17, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
I think eating out every day like that is wasteful spending. Just my opinion.
I eat lunch out every day. It is a waste of money, but it's more convenient.
Quote from: The Pirate on January 17, 2009, 02:31:54 PM
It's amazing what having no money for food does for your intake control, isn't it? I've got some lean weeks coming up here. The past few months, my bank account has paid out more than what went in. :banghead:
Did the store cut your hours, man? I hope everything's OK.
Quote from: dazzleman on January 17, 2009, 05:11:50 PM
I eat lunch out every day. It is a waste of money, but it's more convenient.
I pack my lunch most days, but also almost always eat out.
The cafeteris sucks, but so do the available dining options, and there's a decent park not too far from here.
In the winter, I eat in my car often.
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 17, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
I pack my lunch most days, but also almost always eat out.
The cafeteris sucks, but so do the available dining options, and there's a decent park not too far from here.
In the winter, I eat in my car often.
Lately, I've been buying my lunch, but bringing dinner and eating it before I go home, so I'm not eating so late, and so there's not such a long timeb between lunch and dinner (which tempts me to eat more at dinner).
Isn't eating in the car in the winter a little cold up in Michigan?
Quote from: dazzleman on January 17, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
Lately, I've been buying my lunch, but bringing dinner and eating it before I go home, so I'm not eating so late, and so there's not such a long timeb between lunch and dinner (which tempts me to eat more at dinner).
Isn't eating in the car in the winter a little cold up in Michigan?
Yeah, but the heater works pretty good, and there are areas inside here that are just as cold as outside anyways. The facility has no real heat other than that produced by the machines themselves.
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 17, 2009, 05:27:42 PM
Yeah, but the heater works pretty good, and there are areas inside here that are just as cold as outside anyways. The facility has no real heat other than that produced by the machines themselves.
I see. That makes sense.
Quote from: J86 on January 16, 2009, 09:50:25 PM
This thread got weird...
It
got weird? It was weird from the word Go!
Quote from: R-inge on January 17, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
It got weird? It was weird from the word Go!
:lol: :hesaid:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 17, 2009, 05:29:40 PM
I see. That makes sense.
The office where I'm sitting right now for instance, has the airconditioning on.
Quote from: Lebowski on January 17, 2009, 03:38:22 PM
You can get away with that until about your early twenties. I suspect you will change your tune as you get older.
Too true. I now have to do both intake control and activity to lose weight.
Quote from: Soup DeVille on January 17, 2009, 05:30:23 PM
The office where I'm sitting right now for instance, has the airconditioning on.
Brilliant. :rolleyes:
Quote from: the Teuton on January 17, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
I think eating out every day like that is wasteful spending. Just my opinion.
Yeah, well, yer poor. ;)
It's worth it too me.
Even pushing 37 my ability to gain or lose weight has changed zero.
Eat only whole, unprocessed foods and you'll remain a healthy weight with very little exercise, until the day you die.
"Slowing metabolism" is one of the worst junk science myths perpetuated by the weight loss industry.
Quote from: GoCougs on January 17, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
Even pushing 37 my ability to gain or lose weight has changed zero.
Eat only whole, unprocessed foods and you'll remain a healthy weight with very little exercise, until the day you die.
"Slowing metabolism" is one of the worst junk science myths perpetuated by the weight loss industry.
Just like lifting weights huh? :evildude:
I seriously don't understand you when it comes to fitness.
Didn't you just injure yourself again the other day?
Quote from: GoCougs on January 17, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
Even pushing 37 my ability to gain or lose weight has changed zero.
Eat only whole, unprocessed foods and you'll remain a healthy weight with very little exercise, until the day you die.
"Slowing metabolism" is one of the worst junk science myths perpetuated by the weight loss industry.
I agree with you to a certain degree, but like Psilos pointed out, some people are very healthy and they carry a little extra padding. Body types are not the same across the board. I can eat like crap and not exercise and I don't gain weight at all.
Metabolism does change as people age, but you have to adjust. To use 'slowing metabolism' as an excuse for weighing 350 pounds is a bunch of bullshit so that people can continue to fulfill our society's greatest pastime -- avoiding responsibility for our actions.
i didn't think this thread would get this long
Quote from: M_power on January 17, 2009, 10:09:23 PM
i didn't think this thread would get this long
Shave it
Don't shave it!
Just trim off Nick's posts.
Quote from: M_power on January 17, 2009, 10:09:23 PM
i didn't think this thread would get this long
You know all the crazy ones do get very long. This is one for the record books, like that "Do you look before you flush?" thread.
Quote from: Tave on January 17, 2009, 08:08:22 PM
Didn't you just injure yourself again the other day?
Minor quad pull. Light biking for a week and I should be fine.
Anybody remember the infamous "Your Thoughts on Masturbation?" thread at C&D? It even spawned several copy-cat threads like "Your Thoughts on Mastication?". :lol:
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on January 18, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Anybody remember the infamous "Your Thoughts on Masturbation?" thread at C&D? It even spawned several copy-cat threads like "Your Thoughts on Mastication?". :lol:
Is there something wrong with masturbation?
Quote from: the Teuton on January 18, 2009, 07:08:41 PM
Is there something wrong with masturbation?
Don't start.
and if you do, face the other way, otherwise its just too creepy.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 18, 2009, 07:08:41 PM
Is there something wrong with masturbation?
There was someone at C&D that kept starting threads, insisting that it was homosexual behavior.
Probably RBA... :lol:
Quote from: Tave on January 17, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
I agree with you to a certain degree, but like Psilos pointed out, some people are very healthy and they carry a little extra padding. Body types are not the same across the board. I can eat like crap and not exercise and I don't gain weight at all.
Depends what you mean by "a little extra." After time, if but for nothing else, it'll take a toll on bones and joints and the like.
You're not special - your calorie intake rate matches your calorie burn rate.
Quote from: 280Z Turbo on January 18, 2009, 07:12:11 PM
There was someone at C&D that kept starting threads, insisting that it was homosexual behavior.
Gaius Caligula? Remember that retard?
Quote from: Payman on January 18, 2009, 09:12:29 PM
Gaius Caligula? Remember that retard?
That sounds right.
I have hairy knuckles, but only during winter. The rest of the year they're singed by the bbq.
Quote from: Payman on January 18, 2009, 09:14:24 PM
I have hairy knuckles, but only during winter. The rest of the year they're singed by the bbq.
You don't BBQ in the winter? Wimp. :lol:
My dad does it year round! And with charcoal!
Quote from: dazzleman on January 18, 2009, 05:54:35 AM
You know all the crazy ones do get very long. This is one for the record books, like that "Do you look before you flush?" thread.
i took a nice work poop this morning
Quote from: r0tor on January 20, 2009, 09:38:44 AM
i took a nice work poop this morning
If you're going to tell us that, you could at least post a picture..... :heated:
:lol:
Quote from: dazzleman on January 20, 2009, 07:50:06 PM
If you're going to tell us that, you could at least post a picture..... :heated:
:lol:
I didn't know this about you.
Yeah, daz, google that.
I'm LMAO at this thread. A roller coaster of psychosis! :cheers: You guys have inspired me to cover myself from the neck down with Nair. I'll be seriously aerodynamic now. Probably shave 5 minutes off my morning commute. Maybe I'll start bicycling and speaking with a French accent. :ohyeah:
I'm thinking about shaving off all the hair on my body, putting it in a jar, and posting a pic of it in this thread.
Do it.
Quote from: the Teuton on January 21, 2009, 11:18:12 PM
I'm thinking about shaving off all the hair on my body, putting it in a jar, and posting a pic of it in this thread.
Make words with it.
Like Wooly Willy!
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